Everyone sometimes needs a little composure. If you have such moments, know: there are people in the world who have obviously accumulated too much of themselves in themselves, having exhausted the reserves of the Universe. For example, a guy who quietly continues to dine, looking at the fire.
1 When everyone’s taking part in a “Nothing’s going on here...” challenge:
2 “This is the principal at my kids’ school. Dressed as a T-rex. I can’t imagine the bet he lost for this to happen.”
3 Barely hanging on...
4 The best anti-depressants ever
5 This man is using a driver’s license that he drew himself on a sheet of paper.
6 Is he the driver of this bus that’s on fire?
7 They say lettuce can cure a headache. We’ll see.
8 Cleaning the cobra pit
9 “My wife wanted blinds put up in the bathroom.”
10 “I went to my girlfriend’s house and saw her new boyfriend drinking water from the fridge I bought for her, so I took the fridge.”
11 To make an incredible impression at the airport, print your own boarding pass next time.
12 When I leave my husband in charge of dinner:
13 How did he bump into Thor?
14 The bike equivalent of taking up multiple car parking spaces:
15 In case dogs aren’t allowed to walk in.
16 “Hi. Yeah, I’m at a baseball game.”
17 Don’t forget that you might being photographed!
18 “Spend $500 fixing that scrape? Nope, I have a better idea...”
19 This guy decided he didn’t want to pay a fine, so he just changed the wheel.
20 Who said a local fast food restaurant was a bad place to celebrate an anniversary?
21 “I want to ignore everyone like this guy’s ignoring Arya Stark.”
