Women’s logic is too opposite to reality. If everyone goes right, women would choose left. You won’t find it relatable until you’re a woman, lol.
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1 I don't like him but I want him to like me
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2 She said "you left toilet seat up"
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3 Her reaction on sale
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4 Let's spend hours getting ready to make sure guys notice us ignoring them
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5 Isn't this act illegal?
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6 Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don't really mean it. Women socialize by complementing each other, and they don't really mean it
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7 If she says "do whatever you want" don't do whatever you want
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8 Their haircuts be like
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9 Doesn't order fries to avoid calories. Eats all of mine at the table
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10 Call a girl beautiful a thousand times and she never believes you. Call her fat once and she never forgets
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11 You cheated because you're an asshole. I cheated because I was confused
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12 I'll meet a nice guy who wants me for my personality
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13 Two things a girl wants: Lose weight; eat
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14 Boyfriend says "excuse me" to a girl in club, "who's she?"
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15 He caught me cheating. It's his fault for spying on me.
