Did you ever think about something that always creates a question in your mind? And did you ever tried to find the answer to that question and got confused in yourself? Here are some questions you can’t answer.
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1 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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2 Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming on?
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3 Why are both of Spongebob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?(isn’t this one great?)
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4 Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
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5 If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
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6 If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?(don’t start a war over that, it’s just a joke!)
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7 How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
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8 If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
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9 Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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10 Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple?
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11 If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant, do they have to wear hairnets?
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12 How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
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13 If there’s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called “stand-up”?
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14 Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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15 If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
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16 Why doesn’t the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
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17 Can you slam a revolving door?
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18 If Winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
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19 Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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20 What shape is the sky?
